bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

iwishihadafather:

*jeff dunham voice* silence! i kill you! *entire crowd of 12-15 year olds and rednecks go wild. he has made comedy history. nothing on earth will ever be as funny for this audience. they go home somber, unable to take enjoyment in anything else. the world then collapses in on itself, creating a vortex and sucking the entire world into it, ending all life, everywhere, for no joke will ever be as funny*

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

foalonthehill:

thanks, ninja sex party

foalonthehill:

thanks, ninja sex party

memeguy-com:

I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog

ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

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beesandbombs:

chessboard stairs

beesandbombs:

chessboard stairs

post a selfie?
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snorlaxatives:

the worst part about eating fun sized candy is watching the wrappers pile up