back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.
back in my day if you reblogged a post from your dashboard you’d have to make sure to open it in a new tab or window or else you’d have to scroll all the way back down through 15 miles of read posts until you found your place again
me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone
Today in AP Bio we were talking about how some animals have anti-freeze compounds in their blood to keep them warm, and this kid just leaned over to me and whispered,
remember the trend where someone would make sideblogs like “coolscarsmom” or whoevers parents just to reblog their posts and add stupid comments
hahahahahahahahahahaha its tiny fucking legs hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
tumblr home of weak ass anime nerds
Excuse me, we handle otp feels, notp hate, character deaths, and a shit ton of other stuff. We are not “weak ass anime nerds”.
the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!
what the actual fuck dennys
I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture
this could be us but you playin
one time i made friendship bracelets for my cat and i