alfredfkirkland:

"sUPERwHOLOPCK OWNS UTMBLR!!! FANDOMS 4EVR!!!!!"

"tumblr was made for fandoms"

"lol hipster blogs eWWWwWWwwWWW"

"if ur not in ______ fandom, get off tumblr!!"

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skype calls
: what
: what
: huh
: what
: you froze
: ok you're good
: no i couldn't hear you
: you were breaking up
: what
bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

vinegod:

What a terrible friend by David Dobrik

guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

husssel:

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

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almost-canon:

oh my god