dogjpeg:

Nintendo DS’s law is the observation that, as soon as you finally decide on and buy a DS, Nintendo will come out with a new and better model that you want more.

revengeance:

neW 3DS HAS AUTO BRIGHTNESS, SECOND ANALOG, FASTER INTERNET, mAKES YOU BREAKFAST AND SUCKS YOUR DICK GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT FOR BUYING OUR SHIT EARLY

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare  (via harryrella)

relahvant:

relahvant:

that feeling you get when you’re happy

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oh… yeah that one haha

davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

me when im 420 years old: lol
cinyma:

The Great Gatsby (2013)

cinyma:

The Great Gatsby (2013)

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping