mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

Teacher: Your assignment for next class is to turn in 20 metaphors
Student: *brings a pack of cigarettes*

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

h0odrich:

my little brother just snapchatted me

literallysame:

I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

starinq:

*puts mascara on hair* morE VOLUME